jumpingjacktrash:

deathaintnodestroyer:

canni8al:

guysitspartytime:

esinololly:

How can I not reblog this!?

AMERICA

LAND OF THE FREE

HOME OF THE PRETTY

AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE

THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,

GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT

THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE

week: made.

(Source: piles-of-riles)

fuzzy-knees:

reilluminated:

My mom let her facebook friends/family know what’s up regarding me just now and this is how she did it.

Heck yeah, mom.

Cutest shit I have pretty much ever seen

markliddell:

(Source: joethejohnston)

(Source: definitely-insane)

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

neueports:

ohreinababyy:

phatbootycuties:

Rhythmic Gymnast Shin Soo-ji’s First Pitch. Impressive.

3rd guyy is all set to smash.

plottin on the low, schemin on the low

Me: THIS FUCKING SHIP
Me: THESE STUPID CHARACTERS
Me: YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTIC ASSHOLES
Me: AND I HATE YOU
Me:
Me:
Me: otp

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

Everyone who reblogs this before August 1 will have their URL written in a birthday card I’m sending to Richard Armitage.

elindil:

No matter how many notes this gets, I promise every single person who reblogs will be in that card. I want to show him how many Tumblr fans he has and how much we appreciate him.

I still love you
(9:05pm)

no I don’t.
(9:06pm)

I’m so confused. why did this happen.
(2:26am)

I want you to be happy. if this is what it takes then I’m okay with it. be happy. for me. please.
(10:45am)

don’t you ever give up.
(12:02am)

I kind of hate you for leaving me.
(8:57pm)

but I still love you.
(8:59pm)

I won’t look at you in person but I talk to you in my head
(11:14am)

you’re a better listener this way.
(11:15am)

I’m sorry.
(1:43am)

maybe if I wasn’t so fucked up this wouldn’t have happened
(3:37am)

no. it’s not my fault.
(3:38am)

but it kind of is.
(3:39am)

I hate this
(2:00pm)

I don’t know who I am without you.
(12:01am)

why can’t things be like they were before
(10:13am)

please come back to me. I need you. you need me.
(1:58am)

we are so goddamn bad for each other it’s beautiful. I’m addicted to our heartbreak.
(4:06am)

I went through our old messages. I cried because you promised to always be there. you lied.
(9:16pm)

you smiled at me in the hall today. i thought my chest was being ripped open
(11:36pm)

I’m glad you’re smiling though.
(11:37pm)

—texts I saved but never sent you since you left me. (via satanss-mistress)